I like bananas a bunch

You’ve always been a krafty artisan, Beck. You certainly break the mold.

I always considered my friend an artisan when it came to making preserves, until one day she got herself into a jam.

Did she get canned?

That information is sealed.

With a kiss?

“I sooo hate French kissing,” said Tom tongue-in-cheek.

When Tom met Nanouk, an Inuit, kissing was most disconcerting.

I got a Kiss from my wife yesterday, it made me Snicker.

She must have had a Payday.

I used to work for Doris, but I had to keep asking her, “Where’s my pay, Day?”

Almost makes one want to drink a case of Syrah, Syrah.

Jeez, dude, whatever will be, will be, so stop whining.

Is that a Rock, I see?

If you have to ask, you must be pretty stoned.

That’s taking it for granite.

My sediments exactly.

Don’t be an igneous ramus.

Clear the slate!!

Are geologists hung like a horst?

Some are boulder than others.