I like bananas a bunch

I love to taco bout Mexican food just about olive the time.

I only recently learned Taco Bell is NOT the Mexican phone company.

Speaking of newly-acquired knowledge: I just overheard that those who like to eavesdrop have an aural fixation.

Eavesdropping? I wouldn’t hear of it.

You’re seeing things.

Speaking of seeing things, my phone had to get glasses, because it lost all its contacts.

The eyes have it!!

Perhaps iSurgery would help.

I wonder if Apple will diversify into optical equipment. Steve Jobs was a visionary, after all.

I SEE what you did there. (heh)

I stumbled across a great optometrist’s webpage. It was a site for sore eyes.

Do birds have soar eyes?

They do. As Elmer Fudd would say, “Youw statement has a wing of twuth.”

Yeah but Fudd broke the cardinal rule of hunting – never get outsmarted by your prey.

Some animals are very wily, coyotes for instance.

“Ah have to disagree with you, Suh!” F.L.

I’ve always preferred wolves to coyotes, but I don’t really have a dog in the fight.

Our neighbor used to keep, like, 50 or 60 bloodhounds, but then the authorities came sniffing around.

That passed a smell test.

Someone collie the cops!