You’re not fat, just a little husky.
Shep-heard that. She says I’m not husky, I’m fluffy.
Fur real?
Not sure. I’m fuzzy on the details.
My dog likes to roll around on the wet ground after it rains. She’s a mud poodle.
That’s why I hate it when it rains cats and dogs—damned poodles!
My dog likes to dress up all fancy on July 4th because she’s a Yankee Poodle Dandy.
I hope somdone brought weenie dogs for the bbq.
No forking my weenie please.
I’ll take a stab at it…
Don’t poke me, I’m in a bad mood!
I used to like this thread a bunch, but lately, the puns are knot so grape.
I’d give you hand, but they’re all bananas.
Except those posting from Apple computers?
A Mac computer is the Apple of my I.
I have a friend who thinks his raspberry pi is just peachy.
Orange you glad I didn’t say bananas?
I turn blue when we run out of berries.
I see red whenever someone offers me strawberries.
The Grapes of Wrath= wino with a hangover!