the gapes of rath = Irish chieftain’s worst nightmare
The rapes of Giraffes= a zoo #me too.
I manage inventory at my local zoo. I requested a pair of giraffes to add to our African exhibit, but the supplier said it was a tall order.
I was contemplating going to the zoo but hearing about the new sea lion exhibit sealed it for me.
The work is depressing at zoos,
So I often go home with the blues.
And it’s getting more bleak;
For example, last week,
We received really terrible gnus.
That makes me wanna Yak.
I went to this one zoo where the only exhibit was a dog. It was a shih tzu.
Aw, c’mon, Sam. You’re lion.
It might have been a terrible place but I have no egrets going to that zoo.
That zoo is for the birds.
I went to that zoo, but there weren’t anymore egrets because the birds flu.
Well, I don’t have a response to that. Maybe I’ll just wing one…
Uh-oh! Everybody duck!
I can’t swallow that.
All I know is you can’t get down off a horse.
Dude, put a feather in your cap.
You don’t sound so good, maybe you should see the ducktor.
My doctor is a quack.
Mine is a bird-brain.
If I got you some lipstick and blush, would it help you make up your mind?