Only if I had a good foundation.
The eyeliner and mascara got into a fight, but it turned out okay. They had makeup sex.
Wow, that was really high brow.
Sounds like a surprised neanderthal.
Or maybe some foreheaded monster.
All I can say to that is ‘ugh’.
A foreheaded monster forced me off the widow’s peak.
You’ll be able to surmount this.
If you put all your strength behind it, it’s easy to mount a monster.
Let’s hope the monster will ever rest.
Yeti don’t see how.
Maybe you’re feet’s too big?
Making shoes for a yeti is quite a feat.
He has a great understanding.
What a comprehensive statement.
It’s poetry, 'cause his feet were Longfellows.
Longfellow is less than one can shake a stick at. —the Bard
Just remember, more than two shakes and it’s masturbating.
If you have a master bath, do you master bathe?
A professional fisherman is a master baiter.
I say you’re full of crappie.