I like bananas a bunch

Only if I had a good foundation.

The eyeliner and mascara got into a fight, but it turned out okay. They had makeup sex.

Wow, that was really high brow.

Sounds like a surprised neanderthal.

Or maybe some foreheaded monster.

All I can say to that is ‘ugh’.

A foreheaded monster forced me off the widow’s peak.

You’ll be able to surmount this.

If you put all your strength behind it, it’s easy to mount a monster.

Let’s hope the monster will ever rest.

Yeti don’t see how.

Maybe you’re feet’s too big?

Making shoes for a yeti is quite a feat.

He has a great understanding.

What a comprehensive statement.

It’s poetry, 'cause his feet were Longfellows.

Longfellow is less than one can shake a stick at. —the Bard

Just remember, more than two shakes and it’s masturbating.

If you have a master bath, do you master bathe?

A professional fisherman is a master baiter.

I say you’re full of crappie.