I like bananas a bunch

Oh whale, what can I do?

I said that on porpoise to get your attention.

So you did it just for the halibut.

No, I swear it to the bottom of my sole.

I’m floundering to think of a good response.

I think I need to tuna you guys out.

We’re almost FINished.

I’ll weigh in on the scales, if you don’t mind.

I lost five pounds just by farting. Finally I see the air of my weighs.

Methane you protest too much.

I had a couple of motorcycles, but I couldn’t sit on them after my surgery. I gave them to my brother, and he rectum.

Anal you’re lying.

That was quite a funny crack.

Not only are they juvenile, but fart jokes stink.

Well, that took the air right outta me.

You sound really bummed out.

What a glute of good jokes.

Gluteus Maximus was a shitty gladiator.

Hannibal the Cannibal fought many times in the Colosseum. He had a wife, but he was gladiator.

Might go well with fava beans and a nice Chianti.