The buck stops here.
I’ll pass the buck jokes.
Oh, deer that made me laugh!
When Tom tendered his plan, the boss yawned.
An alternative strategy dawned:
“You must constantly hear
How your daughter’s a dear,
And I love the name Bambi,” he fawned.
These reindeer puns sleigh me.
Reindeer females are horny, an unusual trait among deer.
“Doe!” said Homer Simpson.
And I thought Venus’-son was Cupid.
Beck, are you mything the point?
Yeah, it’s all Greek to me.
My lack of knowledge of Greek mythology will always be my Achilles’ elbow.
You’re such a heel.
Somebody call a toe truck!
My amphibious vehicle was sabotaged—it had to be toad.
Who was the saboteur, a Frenchman?
I once had a frog in my throat. It spoke Phlegmish.
Dont flander me like that. I may blush.
Yer a-peenin’ on my leg and sayin’ it’s rain, EscAlaMike.
I Canada hear you.
Some guy tried to sell me Canada. I said I would have Nunavut.