I hope she was safe, in more that one way.
I don’t condom that kind of talk.
You sound like you just got pissed off.
Engines get piston.
It’s a short block, unless you’re walking.
Jokes about engines exhaust me.
Exhaust jokes are manifold.
That’s just the brakes.
Lime and tonic are good engine.
What about the coconut?
I went on a gambling cruise and all I got was a paradise.
“There are no twos in this deck,” Tom deduced.
What a joker you are.
Reminds me of that combination bar, brothel and casino whose motto was, “Liquor in front, poker in the rear.”
Which deck do they use for poker?
I tried to play poker on a casino boat once but couldn’t because the captain was standing on the deck.
I would’ve decked him.
The Captain was running behind schedule, so I clocked him.
With your hour hand?
His injuries were minute.