I hope that you didn’t hurt your digits though.
If it happens again, I’ve got your six.
When the chips are down, call me. I’m good in a crisis.
Kick that captain in the Nemo.
I put some chips down yesterday. Super Bowl snacks. I believe they were regular, salt and vinegar, and barbecue. Hardly a crisis.
Keep all that eating up, and you’ll be taking the browns to the super bowl.
I poo-poo that statement.
Yeah, it stinks.
That was the kind of joke we might have told when we were thirteen or farteen.
Yeah, yeah just pull my finger.
He who smelt it, dealt with processing the ore.
Everything’s went silent but deadly.
Is this what the Rolling Stones meant when they sang, “It’s a gas, gas, gas!”
You say silent but deadly. I say melodious and malodorous.
This isn’t pun anymore.
Yeah, continuing to post here should be a punishable offense.
Cats jump offense posts.
I knew a post hole digger who was outstanding in his field.
You build it, they will come.
I billed it, but they still haven’t showed up to pay.