Nah. All they do is dribble.
Maybe we could lay in a supply of drool bibs around here.
Bibbs? Beck, lettuce move on to other topics.
I’d like to romaine on this one.
Lets just squash that talk.
Or at least, dress it up a bit.
You should all be dressed down for these recent posts.
You’re just a crusty old cruelton!
What kind of clown would call someone crusty?
Does calling someone crusty make you a bozo?
Ronald McDonald has a house. He’s no bozo.
Wasn’t Ronald McDonald a victim of crime? Wasn’t his house hamburgled?
I sure hope he wasn’t French fried.
No, he threw some butter tarts in the oven. In other words, he was Canadian bacon.
Butter tarts: Baked dessert treat popular in Canada. I doubt that they are available elsewhere. If you’ve never tried one, you’re missing out.
I’ve seen Kevin Bacon act—he’s a ham!
But…did He ever play Hamlet?
Playing Hamlet is Dane-gerous.
When playing Ophelia, a woman has to know her c*unt…ry matters (Did my finger slip?)
“I’m still waitin’ on the second coming of Ophelia, come back home”
Won’t take long. Just wait until Moanday.