I like bananas a bunch

One day comes right before Tuesday.

Three to get ready.

Ready four what?

Four in hand necktie tying tutorial.

Never tried tying my tie in Windsor rains. Got a tutorial for that?

Too royal for me.

But I know that you like the music of Queen.

‘Don’t Stop Me Now’

Well if I had money,
Tell you what I’d do–
I’d go downtown and buy a Mercury or two.
Crazy 'bout a Mercury,
Lord I’m crazy bout a Mercury.
I’m gonna buy me a Mercury,
And cruise it up and down the road.

The difference between BMWs and Porcupines is the latter carries its pricks on the outside.

F-ound
O-n
R-oad
D-ead

My cousin, she said I could never make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta.

You saucy devil, you!

Momma-mia, such a spicy meatball…

Your mama is so fat that when she moons someone the tides shift.

I sea.

I’ll wave as you go by.

Excuse me for a moment. I’ve got to make a foam call.

I tried to answer your call, but it sounds like you’re underwater.

No problem, Beck. Let’s call it a wash.