One day comes right before Tuesday.
Three to get ready.
Ready four what?
Four in hand necktie tying tutorial.
Never tried tying my tie in Windsor rains. Got a tutorial for that?
Too royal for me.
But I know that you like the music of Queen.
‘Don’t Stop Me Now’
Well if I had money,
Tell you what I’d do–
I’d go downtown and buy a Mercury or two.
Crazy 'bout a Mercury,
Lord I’m crazy bout a Mercury.
I’m gonna buy me a Mercury,
And cruise it up and down the road.
The difference between BMWs and Porcupines is the latter carries its pricks on the outside.
F-ound
O-n
R-oad
D-ead
My cousin, she said I could never make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta.
You saucy devil, you!
Momma-mia, such a spicy meatball…
Your mama is so fat that when she moons someone the tides shift.
I sea.
I’ll wave as you go by.
Excuse me for a moment. I’ve got to make a foam call.
I tried to answer your call, but it sounds like you’re underwater.
No problem, Beck. Let’s call it a wash.