Hurting your leg would be painful, hurting your arm would be humerus.
Ah, patella your own canoe.
Hear about the radical Irishman who pretended that he broke his leg? Yep, it was a shin feign.
If Scarlett O’Hara had been in Northern Ireland and gone on a hunger strike, would it have been a belle fast?
Put a Cork in it.
O, and will ye be ceasin’ with the erin o’ your ways, then, or, perhaps, maybe they’ll go on until their dublin?
Wanna hear a dirty Limerick?
Children of the potato famine survivors are now officially known as tater tots.
They’re really big on YouTuber.
Eye see what you did there.
That’s Yukon gold!
I yam what I yam and that’s all what I yam.
These puns are half-baked.
I’d rather be baked, but that’s against the grain.
I barley get your grist.
Quinoa all just try and get along?
That would be rice, but it’s too greuling.
There’s a germ of truth there!
My ancestors made a lot of money in grains, but alas none was buckwheat-hed to me.
A rye observation.