You shoulda got millets of dollars.
Yeah, just my teff luck.
So we’re back to the slippery slope?
Aw, I was hopin’ for a bran new subject.
Just mill around until a new one crops up.
Oat K, but this cereal punning seems to be ingrained.
I ordered some cereal on line, but it has not arrived. I called the company. They said Chex in the mail.
You shredded that one.
Like, Oh My God, that was bitchin’, like Total-ly!
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Well that’s. . .of some interest. I can see why you were cashiered.
You pushed her? Oy, gevalt!
Speaking of bananas, I just read humans eat more bananas than monkeys. But I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
Old doll parts can be worth money, especially the ears.
One of the Three Stooges was a big fan of Australian fashion dolls. It took nothing to throw Shemp on another Barbie.
Moe is me!
You’ve got us by the short and Curlies here.
Lemme see if I understand genetic chromosomes: X’s a girl, and, oh, a Y’s guy, eh?
You’re telling me one of the Stooges is really named Larry? Fine!
Stooges? We ain’t got no Stooges. We don’t need no stinking Stooges!