Wasn’t there an Ebenezer Stooge?
If there was, would he have been in that Bill Murray movie, Stooged?
No, you’re thinking of that snake, David Copperhead.
You’ve had that one rattling around your head for a while, haven’t you?
That’s strike 1
You anaconda better than that.
Strike 2
How many strikes before these snakes are called perfect game?
Why, do you need an adder to keep count?
Why do I suddenly feel like dancing the mamba?
Why asp me?
Be sure to dance with your boa.
I can’t dance with my boa, it’s still under constriction.
Well, if you do dance, don’t forget to wear your garters. It’ll krait a sensation.
Vith da boa vipered asp-holies vill trow pythons your face. Den da gartners vill smack dar copperheads mit iron cobras.
You boa me!
Fang kyu.
You can always count on Dracula.
But Frankenstein bolts at the first sign of trouble.
While the Mummy’s always getting wrapped up in other people’s business.