And the Wolfman is a real jack off.
Cat people are pussies.
Dr. Jeckyl is in hiding. I never could see the Invisible Man. And Vampirella just plain sucks.
Dog people are barking up the wrong tree.
Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.
Okay, that’s strike 3!
That’s a ballsy thing to say. Why don’t you take a walk?
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Aw-righty, I am running Home!
The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.
Batman was a swinger.
But ask him enough questions, and he’d cave.
Why did the Joker throw Robin to the sharks? Because he was Batman’s “old chum”.
I’m sure he really wasn’t going to do it until Robin egged him on.
So you have dove into making bird puns now?
Originally I wasn’t going to but then I figured that I’d just wing it from here.
I swan to come up with a good bird pun.
The cardinal rule is: No grousing.
Owl will be revealed, both to king and pheasant alike.
I just think bird puns should be of high quaility.