Hawking bird puns is just wrong.
Yeah, everyone’s doing it for a lark but these puns are more than I can swallow right now.
Don’t exaggerate. Bird puns may be irksome, but to say they are more than you can swallow is quite ostrich.
I heard about an ostrich that had an odd-looking chick. They couldn’t figure out what had happened until someone discovered that the mother had been emulated.
I thought this type of humor had run its course. But with birds, bad puns may be experiencing a wrenaissance.
If you wince at a bad pun, then you get two for finching.
My grandmother once had a load of laundry ruined when she got a tit caught in her wringer.
When sad things happen to me I sit down with a glass of milk and a big pile of Orioles.
If you know anybody who likes bad puns, point them to this thread. They won’t be able to stop raven about it.
Before her untimely passing, NPR’s Ifill and Ms. Stifani stated hawking a line of Autumn gardening accoutrements. Especially popular was the watering vessel known as the Pair of Gewns’ Fall Can
Here in the PNW we have a lot of heron addicts.
Around here we get as mad as wet hens over cockaine addiction. Hoopoe you don’t mind.
Nah, no egrets here.
That one was a turkey!
I’ll do better from heron out. But hey, Biotop likes my puns; we’re a peregrining fools.
Beak careful, everybody. These puns are taking flight.
Come on everyone join in! This thread is eagletarian. You toucan make bad bird puns.
Just don’t parrot each other. That would be a cheep shot.
Ospreying this will end soon.
It won’t end until everyone has had a tern.