We’re all raven about these jokes, which are nothing to crow about. But this thread is only for adults. No mynahs allowed.
Owl drink to that!
I’ll raise my mug and drink macaw-ffee with the rest of you!
Is that the real macaw?
No, it’s actually Macaw-vity, the Mystery Catbird,
I thought maybe Macawly Culkin.
Ever see him dance the Macawrena?
Time to move on, boys and gulls.
No need for such tercel warnings.
What does it mean when you see an indigo bird on a baseball field?
It’s an obvious bunting situation.
Well you definitely don’t want the ball to go fowl.
Speaking of pirates, Blackbird sailed all night in a gale and ended up warblered in kiwist.
If he had an engine in his ship, he’d need some petrel.
That one flamingoed me.
I thought I saw a Flamingo in Las Vegas, but it was just a Mirage.
I thought all that was supposed to stay in Vegas!
Naw, nothing ever stays in Vegas. For example, you can Linq to stuff on the internet.
Is that why all the Vegas showgirls wear feathers?
Vegas showgirls need to be careful with their feathery neckwear because on occasion they get wet and can shrink and choke the wearer. Yes, these ladies need to look out for these boa constrictors.
In mythology, St. Patrick drove all the snakes out of Ireland. That’s right: he subtracted the adders, which could have divided the country if they had multiplied.