I like bananas a bunch

Nm

Writers of mythology often Medusa fantastic creatures to enhance their stories.

Nabisco’s Oreo division have long been in fear of Hydrax, with its magical filling that doubles in size when eaten.

Are mythological animals kept in Zeus?

Well, either there or in uni-cornivals.

I love this post so much that I want to kidnap it, take it to the underworld, and make it my bride.

Anyway,

I heard that being a fortune teller in ancient Greece was a great way to make a prophet.

Norse mythology is a Thor subject.

It does bring a Tyr to one’s eye.

Is it true that Tyr is Balder than Odin, but doesn’t give a Frigg?

Frey’d so.

That’s a pretty Loki response.

You’re just Thor you didn’t come up with it first.

Idun know about you, but Heimdallying around waiting for the snow and Bifrost to depart from this Fimbulwinter.

You take Val’s hall, ah got her dinner room.

Odin you know there was a Norse god assigned to protect donkeys? Asgard.

A famous Viking explorer returned home from a voyage and found his name missing from the town register. His wife insisted on complaining to the local civic official who apologized profusely saying, “I must have taken Leif off my census.”

Edda couldn’t stay on her diet. She’s snack under the table. She’d devour tidbits under the bedcovers. She’d even Nibelungenlied-erhosen.

Skin da knave, Ian. Den mark his grave: “I slander nor weigh no more. Finish.”

How do you get a leisurely trip to Scandavia? Take Oslo boat from Germany, if you can a-fjord it.

I had to cancel my trip to Denmark because my back was Aachen.