When I visited the site of Hamlet’s birthplace I was treated to my weight in CopenHaagen-Dasz! With sprinkles.
“Aarhus, in the middle of Aarstreet…”
Oy, a job yelling like that all the time must be aardvark.
I once saw an aardvark at the zoo that had the sniffles. Fortunately, the zookeeper was able to give it an ant-ihistamine
Aardvarks aare AA-OK!!
How is an ant queen like the CIA? She’s the only one allowed to use the drones.
How does the ant queen produce eggs? She has insects.
Who’s the Queen of the Ants? Ethel Myrmidon.
Insect puns are just weevil.
Well, they’re sure bugging me.
Sorry to hear that, but there’s a fly in the ointment.
Bee right back…
Don’t be such a pest. Sure, win-termite by long and hard, but soon it will be warm again as it once wasp.
People talk like bugs are unimportant creatures. This is not so. Insects are members of our great family of living beings. No mantis an island.
Well that scarab-ed me!
Entomologists are into buggery.
FruitFlies like bananas a bunch!
Just saying.
Strangely enough, I don’t like my underwear in a bunch.
Keep it brief.
If you ate only grapes for a week, your underwear wouldn’t have skid marks, just a punch line.