Whenever I sit down wrong, I have to Jockey for position.
It’s time for a Fruit of the Loom joke.
I don’t like banana hammocks, they bunch.
Better than banana hooks! That would be painful!
Almost as bad as a but ton hook.
Stow the gab, Mr. Smee!
What do you have when you have 3.14159 rodents? Pirates!
Did you hear about the pirates who retired and went into farming. They sold corn for a buck an ear.
What is a pirate’s favorite letter of the alphabet? Arrrrrr!
Would you offer Capt.Hook a hand (of Bananas)?
I would shake hands with a pirate. Really. I Kidd you not.
I would treasure shaking hands with you.
On an Island?
I have a custom stretch toilet painted metallic grey – that’s right, a Long Silver John.
in a pub once, a pirate bought my friends and I pints of Guinness stout. That’s right, we were black beer-ded.
All pirates keep their buccaneers under their buckin’ hats.
Swiss pirates are always on time. They keep their timepieces hooked up just right so they can easily read them at a glance, even while sword fighting or looting. But for their lack of water for operation, more people would know about these swatchbucklers.
But the pirate that’s born on the Sabbath Day
(Anne Bonny) is blithe is fair and gay.
Scottish pirate Captain Kidd was known for breakfasting on beef steak and a crumbly dry bread-like item covered with a surgery glaze. History came to refer to this combination as “the pirate bull and glossed scones”.
While at sea for months, pirates got their exercise by planking. Many, after long lonely stretches without female company, would hook up with other pirates, because wives can often be lubbers too.