Aaarrrgggh!!!
Aweigh with these nautical puns!
Is a nautical pun similar to a limey limerick?
Nautical knots are not for naught.
Except at nacht-time.
That’s when opportunity nox.
I have forgotten the French word for “night,” but I once nuit.
October 9, 1967 was a dark night for Fidel Castro – no Che.
Castro never woke up until noon, which made him tarde for school.
On the weekends he would even sleep from noon to nooff.
He liked mañanas a bunch.
The Havana cabana banana longed for mañana in Panama.
I guess Banana laffy-taffys are laughable?
And Tootsie Pops suck.
I’m nuts about Baby Ruth.
I always get some Chuckles (or at least some Snickers) when I talk about how much I enjoy Madame Pepperwinkle’s Mounds.
Those Zero bars are nothing.
They make me want to jump off a Clif.
These recent ones are funny. They’re making me Snickers.
I dropped that one, I am a Butterfinger.
( oh, that was a Milk-dud! )