This thread has turned into a Marathon. It should last for several more PayDays.
Yeah, give us S’More puns!
Blessed be the life savers, they are holy.
Why are you acting like a Smartie-pants?
Because I don’t want to look like a dum dum!
Don’t be so Neccotive.
Happy Farms are run by Jolly Ranchers.
…who rustle up Black Cows.
Are you trying to steer this thread in a new direction?
What heifer made you think that?
Whose pulling the ‘cows tail’?
I polled the others and they think that’s a lot of bull.
Udder nonsense. Cud you change the subject?
No, cudz I herd the steaks are too high
It’s a high-steaks game we play, no?
Blessed be the Lard Cheese-us.
Puns about cows are kine of funny.
Man, we’re really milking this one.
How can I have a charley horse in my calf?
Charley horse in your calf? How does it veal?