If this keeps up, I’m going to have to write a strong letter to the mare.
Mares eat oats
And Does eat oats
Little Lambs eat ivy
A Kid will eat ivy too…
Oh, crap I thought This was the music lyric thread, oops!!
Quit stallion for time!
Beware the wooden ewe.
My cousin stole a wooden ewe and tried to ride it away during his escape. He is still on the lam.
Is he known as Mutton Jeff?
Woold you believe I ram working on some baaa-d jokes? Roger, Ovine, and out.
Well, you got my goat!
You oughta get a bill-y for that one!
“Fuck ewe!”, Tom said sheepishly.
When you said that the goats would be butting in, you weren’t kidding.
I Ram what I Ram!!
I’m going to Dodge that one; I’ll have no truck with it.
A lady went to Ford a stream, but her beau wouldn’t even give her a hand to help her across. I guess it’s true that Chevrolet is dead.
So sad, I’m Saabing
So you’re on a crying Jag?
It’s just that he’s such a Cadillac-ing manners!
That was such a Hummer!
Anybody know if there are classic car clubs in Wisconsin? I’m wondering if there are any Green Bay Packards.
If there is, you could try some of your old pickup lines.