Escargot away.
I aughta slug you.
If you pack a meal in your spaceships’s emergency escape equipment, does that make it a gastropod?
Tang! What a thought.
Tang can trace its oranges back to the space program.
Was Star Trek a space program?
Let us never Spock of Star Trek.
That was very enterprising of you.
You might be a Trekkie if your fantasy includes Lt. Uhura sitting on the edge of your bed saying, “Hailing frequencies open.”
Well, she was always excellent at communicating.
Yeah? She should Tricorder. That’s a lot harder than communicating, believe me.
Anyone making bad Star Trek puns should be hoisted with his own Picard.
How many ears does Spock have? Three - A left ear, a right ear, and a final frontier.
Please! Nimoy of these Star Trek puns!
I’ll Chekhov the list anyone who stops.
I’ve heard that some Deplorables Klingon their guns and religion.
…and they always have a Vulcan of cheep beer.
Do those birdbrains tweet about cheep beer?
That’s a seed for thought.
Making us pause to think, Beck? That’s robin the thread of its fun.