I like bananas a bunch

The yolks on you, I’m all fun and games.

Nm, dbl post.

I fully support dbl posts.

I’m sure the dbl post office will be glad to hear that. Perhaps you could mail them a letter to let them know.

Use 2 stamps.

Two stamps! Hell no! I put my foot down hard on over stamping!

What? You didn’t like River dance?

I Flatley refuse to watch one minute of it!

I hear they’re tapped out anyway.

If you can’t go see River Dance you could probably stream it.

Oh, I’m all aquifer at the possibility!

Then you should run off and dive in!

Of course, you don’t have to brook this nonsense.

Don’t try to foament glass warfare against the effluent.

I’m flooded with emotions right now.

Why not just stream some silly sitcom, Beck?

Think I’ll wade right in.

I could too, I suppose, but I’ll wave that privilege.

Whoa, that’s pretty deep.

And has a nice wring to it.