Cheesus crust, don’t be such a weirdough!
Dough balls might act all aloaf, but they’d really rather be a round pizza.
So they’ve got pie-in-the-sky ideas?
I rarely find myself more at piece until I have a slice of pie.
Oh, you wanna pizza me?!? Let’s rumble!
You can cut that out, right now!
Don’tcha just like these slice-of-life stories?
The best ones are from Cleveland.
I’m working on a joke about the endless road construction in Cleveland but it’s not finished yet.
“Endless road construction in Cleveland”? Sound like there might be some corruption happening. Maybe an investigative journalist can route out the problem.
Maybe they can find who’s the ass at fault.
And hopefully that journalist paves the way towards clearing out that corruption.
Crooked road improvement is a knotty problem.
Standing ovation. 
I’m geared to satisfy the median doper. 
You obviously can shoulder the burden.
Don’t curb your enthusiasm.
But at the same time, it may be best to just merge with the flow.
I had a phobia of speed bumps but am slowly getting over it.
You might want to avoid the “Don’t Bump This Thread” thread then. The bumps can come quite speedily there.
What I hate is when you hit a speed bump by an orphanage but then realize there are no speed bumps there.