I like bananas a bunch

You should adopt better driving habits.

… and recognize when to yield the right of waif.

A wafer thin mint can cause the body to yield explosively.[sup]1[/sup]

[sup]1[/sup]Monty, Python, and Creosote, 1983

Just needs some encourage mint.

When encouraging, don’t mints words!

Double your pleasure with double mint.

You know it was mint to be.

I agree. And a nice way to coin a phrase.

Thanks for your 2 cents.

Aren’t you glad I took the dime to say that?

Never change, Spoons.

I couldn’t work out why my friend was juggling coins the other day, and then the penny dropped.

I was at the sports bar with my buddies Larry and Nick, and I asked who would buy the next round, since I bought the last one.

Larry said, “Nick’ll buy the next round.”

And who is the Veep, again?

Clone him, and you’ve got Tuppence.

I’d prefer a halfpence

Before decimalization, there were 240 pennies in a pun.

Given the direction this thread has taken, it would be entirely appropriate for a poster named Bob to post here.

Come a guinea?

Oh, we’ve just been discussing currency events.