I planted flowers, I’m waiting for doubloons.
Doubloons arrrr for pie, right?
Should you use doubloons to purchase pirated media?
Hears any good pirate jokes lately? Neither have aye.
There’s no formal initiation for pirates; they think, therefore they arrrrrrr.
That’s a rum one!
So said Beck, displaying her rye wit.
Does that one deserve cheers, or boos?
If you led that cheer, would you be showing off pompomposity?
Hey, we all need to get our kicks somehow.
With no cheerleaders, are fans cheated leers?
Ever hear the story about the lecherous sovereign who was referred as King Leer?
Was he a member of the mile high club, on his own Leer Jet?
I understand that Leer Jet pilots have visions.
Flying these days is a frisky business.
It has its ups and downs.
And when it does, sometimes, you’ve just got to wing it.
The worst part of air travel is when the plane is on the ground and moving very slowly. I find it taxiing.
Most airline food is pretty bad, but their haggis is just plane offal.
I cant stomach that joke.