I like bananas a bunch

It cramps my style.

It takes guts to post in this thread.

Please, not so graphic. You’re scaring the chitlins.

It’s vital to get victuals in the children with the chilblains.

  • and the pellet with the poison’s in the vessel with the pestle

Don’t kid around!

You get my goat!

You sound gruff.

You’re not my Nanny!!

I ate at the Mary Poppins Restaurant last night.

Super cauliflower cheese but the lobster was atrocious.*
*Confession: I got this one from google, but it was just too good/awful to pass up. ::Hangs head in shame.::

Did you eat your meal with a spoonful of sugar?

I hated sugar when I first met it, but after a while we glucose.

I can eat sugar with either hand, I’m ambidextrose.

Sweet!

Thanks, honey

A fool and his honey are soon parted.

Let me rephrase that for you: “A fool and his honey will soon bee parted.”

What would look better on me, a beehive or a buzzcut?

Either one would be a real hum dinger.

I dunno. Could be a Dinger for Schmucks.

Schmucks and peanut butter make good sammiches.