It’s great to have elephants at your circus because they work for peanuts.
Quit clowning around!
My uncle was a famous clown. When he finally retired he left some big shoes to fill.
A ship carrying a load of shoes sank. Over ten thousand soles went to the bottom of the sea.
There was another ship carrying a load of blue paint as cargo that crashed into another ship carrying red paint. All of the crew members were marooned.
Was the crew feeling blue about their predicament?
Everyone except the captain, who was red in the face.
That cruise has lost it’s new blush.
How many of the crew dyed?
Financially, I suppose the owners of the cargo would not end the fiscal year in the black.
They found themselves plum out of work.
After the insurance settlement, would they just mauve along?
Not if they were feeling burnt.
If they were blamed, they’d just lilac a rug.
Orange you glad I didn’t say anything?
Yea, we’re all a’green with you on that!
Right, hue rule!
Nice to see that Beck’s relaxed, and not tintsed-up.
Yellow! Everyone:)
All the world over, so easy to see
Purple everywhere just wanna be free.