Heckled be the lard.
Well, I won’t wallow in that.
Thank you. Thank you very mudch.
When pigs fly.
I guess more people are flying nowadays, the airline industry is really taking off.
This is a real departure from pig puns.
Yes, but I think it could take off.
I just figure that I would open the gates.
I guess you could say the pig puns were y’oinked.
We hoof to go to something else now.
Sounds like that would be our mane job.
Heads or tails?
So we’re just horsing around now?
It’s a stable topic, no?
So why the long face?
Maybe Beck’s got a lot to mule over right now.
There are more horses’ asses in this world than there are horses.
Did you read that in “Donkey-Hotee”?
That’s a novel suggestion.
It’s chapter and verse.