I like bananas a bunch

But is it binding?

It’s got lots of volume.

And is very wordthwhile.

You should be sentenced for that.

A book fell on my head. I can only blame my shelf.

Throw the book at 'em!

How spineless!

Should we page a law enforcement officer?

Only if they’re your type.

A book about British excrement would by necessity be comprised of many chap turds.

That was a really shitty pun.

I ate four cans of alphabet soup yesterday and had the biggest vowel movement ever.

These bathroom puns are crap!

Urinal our dreams.

So sewer.

Write about it in your diarrhea.

I feel I’ve been *dis-commoded.

*(Always wanted to use that word, somewhere)

Then you’ll have to be eliminated.

That would be quite a waste.

I’m all pooped out.