But is it binding?
It’s got lots of volume.
And is very wordthwhile.
You should be sentenced for that.
A book fell on my head. I can only blame my shelf.
Throw the book at 'em!
How spineless!
Should we page a law enforcement officer?
Only if they’re your type.
A book about British excrement would by necessity be comprised of many chap turds.
That was a really shitty pun.
I ate four cans of alphabet soup yesterday and had the biggest vowel movement ever.
These bathroom puns are crap!
Urinal our dreams.
So sewer.
Write about it in your diarrhea.
I feel I’ve been *dis-commoded.
*(Always wanted to use that word, somewhere)
Then you’ll have to be eliminated.
That would be quite a waste.
I’m all pooped out.