Oh, peas, let’s not start on the food puns.
Hunger is at the root of all these puns.
These puns have me beet.
How about a garden party? Lettuce turnip the beet.
That’s corn-y!
Ear, ear!
I had ear surgery the other week and have not heard from my doctor since. Not sure if that’s a good thing or a bad thing.
I called the orthopedic surgery unit the other day but no one answered. I guess they were all on a break.
I have a joke about pediatricians, but it’s kinda childish.
My proctologist is an ass.
I went to visit my podiatrist, but I couldn’t get a foot in the door.
One day in Paris, all the psychiatrists jumped in the river. Yes, they went temporarily in Seine.
Sometimes French people give me the crepes.
That was a bad pun, not gonna waffle about it.
Eiffel pretty good about the French.
Personally, I Louvre the French.
Never ask for sex in Germany, you’ll just get a half dozen of everything.
That’s not as bad as asking where the ausfahrt is.
Did you hear about the European bacteria researchers who formed a reggae band? Yeah, they be germin’.
I Swiss I were there now.