Vienna a real pickle now, ya?
You could eat that pickle with a Hamburg.
Did you say homburg? Now you’re just talking through your hat.
Don’t beret me like that.
Beck posted! Let’s bowler over with more puns!
Or we could just put a cap on it.
You’re tops in my book!!
Did you hear about the girl who liked to explore the world while wearing a really cool hat? You know, Fedora the Explorer?
^^(Now that made me laugh)
I tam what I tam.
Haven’t heard how you’re doing lately, Beck. So, what 's been hatpinning?
(And thanks. :))
I’ve beanie a good girl.
Still enjoying those porkpies?
That’s the last straw.
People who use straws suck.
I heard the plastic straw bans were predicted by a 16th century profit. You know, Nostrawdamus?
Should’ve seen that pun coming.
Did anyone see that one coming? Just taking a straw poll here.
I think you’re all just grasping at straws.
Or just bending the straw.
These straw puns suck.