I’ve always taken that for granite.
Not sure these puns are as concrete as previous ones.
Who’s asphalt is that?
When are you going to finish that story about the bridge? The suspension is killing me.
I cantilever I’m posting this.
I lever it to you to decide.
Seriously, we need to ratchet this up a notch.
Ratchet is what cats shit when cats catch it.
I thought ratchet was a Warren Beatty-Dustin Hoffman movie.
D’you know that kid who’s always causing trouble making folks sneeze and wheeze? I think his name’s Dustin Pollen.
I thought he was the Say Hay (fever) kid.
Asthma Pappy used ta say, “Wheeze all headed for a coughin’.”
Wasn’t “Wheeze” George Jefferson’s wife?
And there’s those 2 dwarfs, Sneezey and Snotty, always giving me the Cold (shoulder).
Beam me up, Snotty.
Resistance is futile or a flu shot.
I shot the flu, but I did not shoot the deputy.
That one is bad. Are you really going to cop to that?
Everyone here has posted their sheriff bad puns.
You could fill a whole Barney with the bad puns, if Fife got that right.