Barney? Now I want to drink a Miller and go Fishing.
Lite?
No weigh!
No curds either.
Tofu is really overrated, it’s just a curd to me.
Tofu curd what ailed me.
Don’t like soybean curd? To Fu.
Why didn’t you tip the Chinese food deliverer? That’s just wonton cruelty.
I get my chow meinly from Joe’s Asian Diner.
Didn’t the Folksmen do a song about an Asian diner? I believe it was called “Old Tso’s Place.”
Yeah, that song wasn’t really good or bad, just so Tso.
It didn’t help that they were covering tunes from ‘Cats’.
And chow fun was that?
My cat must really like a former Chinese chairman. He wanders around the house, saying, “Mao, Mao, Mao.”
To err is human; to purr, feline.
To err is human; to Ur is to go to Sumer.
To err is human; to Eire is O’k too!
To err is human; to aaargh means you’re a pirate.
Did you hear about the politician who was a pirate? He had many planks in his platform.
I’d like to walk the plank but I’m in a hurry.