I might try pot, just for a lark.
Some people consider that a cardinal sin.
Some people need to mind their own bullfinch.
Otherwise, they’ll end up robin the others.
Well, I don’t mean to grouse, but…
Eh, talk is cheep.
Isn’t there a similar discussion happening on Twitter?
What are you, chicken?
Don’t egg him on.
That hatched an idea in my little birdbrain.
I’d rather duck the issue.
That quacks me up!
Fuck a Duck, To Change your Luck.
Duck, duck Goose!
My car horn stopped working. I had to find a goose to take with me to the auto shop, because they have a sign that says “Honk for Service.”
Is that your swan song?
Can you speak a little louder? My heron’s not that good.
You have to be careful, I heard that the mechanics in one of those service shops were robin the customers.
My cow, Miss Bossy has a stutter. Instead of sayin’ “Moo” she says “Emu”
Owl say!