Yep. It’s a hoot!
All these bad puns, is there really any caw for that?
They are pretty cheep, I’d say.
You’ll not get a peep outta me.
These puns really are for the birds. Gotta fly, bye.
Bird puns should be ill eagle.
Well this is hawkward
Egg-zactly!
My bird lamp is feather light.
Whoa! That fact is, like, heavy, man.
So it can be lifted by a chick.
If one chick can’t lift it, toucan.
That’s right, my little chickadee.
You plucked that right out of thin air.
Hope you’re not feathering your nest.
How high is the nest? Do we need a crane?
I’m afraid this thread will be my albatross.
Only because you’re so gullable.
I feel a little aerie, I need a sweater. Or a down-filled vest:)
If you want to get down, Beck, may I suggest going to a disco?