Come on, it wasn’t that Fab.
It is so Extra tho’.
Detergent puns?!? aGain!?!
At least they’re not staining the thread.
Yeah, stains are the pits.
Try not to sweat it.
I’m just watching from the bleachers.
You should read that new book called Under the Bleachers by Seymore Butts.
Butt puns?!? Now we’ve hit bottom.
Don’t get your panties in a twist.
(:))
More puns, folks. We’re falling behind.
Could this be…be…umm…The End?
No, we can change things up. What kind of ribs do you like? Back? Side?
That tickled me.
There was this girl once. I tickled her fancy. But she called the cops and got a restraining order.
I’m just tickled pink to be here.
I got a restraining order one time. I told the waitress, “No eggs on my breakfast special.” And she restrained the kitchen from putting eggs on my plate.
I think that pun is past its eggspiration date.
More egg puns? This is eggsasperating.
That’s a really bad yoke.