I like bananas a bunch

I did it just for the shell of it.

You crack me up!

What are you, chicken?

I’m going to balk, balk, balk at responding to that.

I hear you clucking.

And chicken scratching.

As long as you’re not cooped up.

When making cream of chicken soup one must roux stir.

I heard that, from a guy who also gave instruction on cooking steak. Seemed like a cock and bull story to me.

Makes me think of the cock-less man who ejaculated. It came out of nowhere.

“Cut that out!” ==Lorena Bobbitt

I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were just too small.

That’s why there are touch-tone phones.

Good call, Beck.

Ok, dial it back, guys.

What’s a matter, we pushing your buttons?

Call for aural sex.

Wow! Talk about earworms…

I hear ya!

I’m all ears!