I like bananas a bunch

No, but basically, it was the result of sea sex.

So, we’re making wetty remarks now?

I like surfing up one liners.

  • Waves at Beck.*

Shore you did.

I feel this topic has gone adrift.

I find myself asea about that observation.

Me too. Was it pier-reviewed?

You should be docked for that.

I once lived near the sea, and I had a dog. When he barked, he said, “Wharf! Wharf!”

These puns are getting a bit ruff.

Howl we fix that?

Should we paws while we figure that out?

Well, I’ll sit up and beg for a new pun.

Just don’t hound us.

Yeah, no need to be a basset about it.

C’mon, guys, whippet up.

I don’t mean to bitch, but…

… somebody’s been tracking mutt on the clean floor!

Great Dane in the morning!
St. Bernards preserve us!