Preserve us from stepping in poodles?
Isn’t that a quote from Hamlet, that great Dane?
Lassie slept with Marmaduke in a honeydew patch and had a melon collie dane.
Was the puppy a maleon or a daughtermelon?
I think the puppy was a bit overweight - you know a little husky.
I’m dog-tired of all this.
Marmaduke must have thought Lassie was foxy.
And don’t worry, IG, even though though the pup’s a little husky, I’m sure it’ll be able to pull it’s own weight.
OMG, p45, more bitching?
I’m sure he’s not the only one tired of all this shitz shu.
I’m sure we’d all like to breed a sigh of relief.
Yes, lets us paws and shake this off.
On the inside of a fire hydrant is H20, on the outside K9P.
Water you talking about?
My friend got so dehydrated he had to be hospitalized. I sent him a get well soon card.
Well… that’s a pretty deep subject.
A visit to a well is on my bucket list.
Three deep holes in the backyard… well well well.
I was wishing you’d say that.
Me too. I’m pumped!
Aint it a gas?
Aw, you’re just full of hot air.