A credentialed sadist is never without a propain torch.
I’m sure a credentialed sadist would never use an anti-pain torch.
Sweet burn!
Kinda lights up the thread, doesn’t it?
Many people lighten up around Christmas time.
A lot of people have to lighten up after Christmas.
I think the numbers concerning people gaining weight over the holidays have been inflated.
Ooh… heavy!
Don’t be throwing your weight around like that!
The bulk of recent posts seem to indicate that the topic has changed.
We havn’t reached critical mass yet.
Worrying about being overweight is a big waist of time.
Behind every fat woman is a beautiful woman. No, seriously, you’re in the way.
That’s too much of a stretch.
Talk to my girlfriend’s nuclear waist.
I know a girl that accidentally drank vanishing cream, now she has a new clear waist.
Einstein showed us how vast amounts of energy could be released by splitting the atom, then he went fission.
Yes, he had a few quarks in his personality.
Does a radioactive cat have 18 half-lives?
That makes me nervous as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs.