Oh I’ve had it up to here with long livers.
Who knees them?
Hey daddyo, slap that cat a list of chemical reactions.
Is a chemist who works clandestinely for a spy agency a secret reagent?
If Iron Man and Silver Surfer teamed up, they’d be alloys.
Does Iron Man receive Fe-mail?
Spoons that pun’s pretty anemic. (:))
Bloody hell! 
Okay, we’ll try again. Is the Silver Surfer an Ag-orophobe?
Did you vote for AuH2O in 1964?
He-Man talks funny.
A pirate’s favorite element is Aarrrrgon.
That’s noble of them.
What a gas!
Who fArted?
I bumped my neon the table, and the bruise–it’s all lit up!
When I bumped my knee, I was thorium for thikth dayth.
The Pun Police are going to perform a radon this thread.
Maybe the silver lining to that would be that we’d get rid of all the goldbrickers around here.
That could bring this all to Zn-d.
Ah, the element of surprise.