I like bananas a bunch

Hey, is this your beat, Cu?

Only if they’re playing heavy metal.

What’s your Pt?

You mean heavy metal like Fe Maiden?

I was thinking Van Halon, but they never really caught fire.

Black Sabbath, who bridged the gap between Hard Rock and Heavy Metal, may be said to have played Transition Metal.

The only rock band ever to have been led by a semi-conductor.

Down south we call semi-conductors plain old truck drivers.

I knew a guy who went from being a truck driver to an installer of ignition switches. He’s a real self starter.

I loaned my truck to a friend once. It was returned damaged. Really ground my gears.

I’d have blown a gasket.

I’d just keep on truckin’.

Wheely? You’d do that?

Sure, but I’d tire of it pretty soon.

Whoa! Put the brakes on!

Sorry for acting so shifty.

Truck drivers never stop working. They just semi retire.

Driving with one headlight isn’t very bright.

In fact, it’s downright dim-witted.

But you might not need headlights if you’re hauling a really light load.