I get my fruit spread from the door jamb.
Does getting your fruit spread hinge upon whether the door is open or closed?
Reminds me of my favorite sandwich – bagels and locks.
But, I want key lime pie.
Sounds like a grand-slam idea.
Key lime and lox – what a combination!
I just a-door key lime.
Dorkey jokes are a specialty around here.
To get into Hogwarts you first have to go through Doubledoor.
Jokes about Hogwarts have a very quick hexpiration date.
They only last for a spell.
Don’t try to convince her. Hermione is made up!
After petting my pet pig, I discovered Hogwarts on my hands.
I understand that you can get rid of them by using some kind of oinkment.
That’s very porkuliar.
Yeah, you wouldn’t think that it would be so hard to cure.
Sounds like you’re just bacon for more.
Don’t use that oinkment on your small fry.
If I do, please don’t squeal on me.
No squeal but ‘bubble and squeak’ maybe.