I just washed a mouse because I wanted it squeaky clean.
You looked up how in a back issue of Good Mousekeeping, I presume.
And you probably learned a few things from watching “This Old Mouse.”
A mouse divided cannot stand.
The series “Mouse” starred Hugh Laurie.
I thought that was Stuart Little.
Just don’t slip me a Mickey.
Can I sing “Hey, Mickey you so fine”?
Only if you put a little basil on it.
That’s good for your basil metabolism. [Note to our British cousins: we pronounce “basil” differently…]
I shouldn’t have added that. Now I’m making a pesto myself.
Naw, you just spiced up the conversation a bit.
That’s how to curry favor around here.
Sage advice.
A lecture with sage advice was parsley attended.
That nut Meg invited everyone she knew.
I’d approach that subject very gingerly.
I’ll be right back. I’ve just cinnamon I need to speak with.
Take your thyme. (Yeah, I know, but somebody had to do it.)
I’m laughing all the way to the Mint.
My cat is upset about something. In trying to calm her down, I just suffered a catnip.