Beck is posting again? You’ve got to be kidney!
Cue the organ music!
“Oh, Beck in the saddle again/Out where a friend is a friend…”
Reminds me of a cowboy I knew back in Texas. He adopted a dachshund, because he wanted to get a long little doggie.
I accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next bowel movement could spell disaster.
Sounds like you’re going to have a massive vowel movement.
I’ll just have to letter rip.
Just be careful, that may spell disaster.
It could also spell relief.
Don’t you go putting words in my mouth now.
These non-stop consonant bad puns really chap my ass.
You’re really not my type, thanks any way!
Every noun then I read a funny pun, I must admit.
Today I saw a billboard that said simply, “To Be.” I decided it must be an ad-verb.
Verbs can only be admitted to this thread on a case-by-case basis.
In that case, aren’t you being a little subjective?
I once met a girl who claimed to be a part of speech. “A verb, I hope,” I said. She got a little indignant, and said, “No, I’m a noun. I don’t conjugate; I decline!”
Did she say it calmly or did she ejaculate?
It didn’t turn out badly. We did dative for a while after that.
That’s ok, as long as you weren’t possessive.