Yeah but what if he was too passive?
These things used to make him tense, but he’s past that now.
Did she get predicate?
She can only speak in whole sentences. Claustrophobia.
Can’t that be controlled by a medically-induced comma?
But then she wouldn’t be able to control her colon.
If the surgeon takes out part of it, is she left with a semi-colon?
But she can still have periods.
If punctuation cost money, would you have to pay an apostro-fee?
I’m gonna take that with a dash of salt.
My Grammar is very well spoken. Grampa, not so much.
My favorite president was Gerund Ford.
He was a man ahead of his time. With all the elderly candidates for President, the White House is getting a staff gerundologist.
If they get sick they’d be septicgenarians.
That would certainly make things interesting on Capitol Ill.
A sex scandal with 70-year olds could make you sick – give you septiseamier.
If that happens, they’ll have to put you in the sepsis tank.
Well, this particular line of conversation isn’t proving very infectious, if the few posts since last Friday prove anything.
See cat. See cat’s oozing sore. Poor pussy cat.
This category may prove more fruitful.