Don’t expect me to fawn over you.
Just don’t boar me with the details.
That really gets my goat.
You’re certainly not sheepish about it.
And neither are ewe.
Oh, that was ba-a-a-a-d.
That’s just your tough flock.
You know what they say, birds of a feather, and all.
I’d rather duck the issue.
Do that and you’ll be ostrichized.
Just take a gander over here.
Somebody’s in a fowl mood.
He is a little egg-centric.
Either that, or just chicken.
We’re just yolking around, right?
I went to the store last night and they had no eggs and no toilet paper. That’s not Charmin at all.
Most egg jokes are so lame, I can’t come up with a good one… Ovate! I just thought of one!
Egg songs are my favorite; I’ve got an entire albumen of them.
Can you give us a sample of those songs? Just for the shell of it?
I’m not egg-zactly sure how I could.